Homophobes are just pissed because they can't get laid

Yay, party at H's today, wonderful crowd as always when she throws a party, some didn't show up, some showed up without a tinfoil-hat, a constant confusion and a whole lot of bevvys containing alcohol.. as previously stated, wonderful.
J is a very nice man, if I only liked penises and he wasn't engaged to be married to M this spring I might just steal him away (or maybe not, I'm way to kind to do that kind of thing, I pretend to be evil but my heart controls my every move) cause every time I have some kind of problem and every time I've got something bothering me he has the right thing to say to make me feel better and end all my stupid regurgitations of things done..
cheers/ DrunknMunky