Banana pancakes

Yesterday I went to a couple of graduationparties, first, it was nice meeting some of the people I met, and second, the cake tasted great. My friend J asked me why I was so fascinated with cake and I thought I should share my views on it.
The reason that cake is what is important here on earth:
"Love fades, friends change and disappear, things break and are forgotten, but cake... cake.. the only thing it does is go bad unless it is eaten, so you have to be quick, but not too quick, because then you will not only get a stomach ache but also get clobbered by those who did not get any cake.
Any questions? Didn't think so. cheers

I honestly do hate you

And I also hate the fact that I love you.
Tired and drunk, goodnight.